What I really want from AoU and Cap 3 is for Bucky to become the Tuxedo Kamen to Steve's Sailor Moon
- *Cap and Falcon are pinned down by enemy forces, with no hope of the other Avengers getting there in time*
- Cap & Falcon: shit
- Random enemy: MUAHAHA- *bullet hole appears in their forehead, they keel over*
- Mysterious Sniper: Have faith, Captain America. It isn't the strength of your super hot body, but that of your super large heart, which allows you to defeat your enemies.
- Falcon: ...what.
- Cap: Who could this ~mysterious~ savior be?
- Falcon: Seriously? He has a METAL ARM. It's totally Bucky.
- Cap: But he's wearing a mask that covers almost 10% of his face!
- Falcon: Dude, you've been friends with this guy for like 80 years, but you don't recognize him because his eyes are covered? Plus, how many people have a METAL ARM?!
- Bucky: *ninjas the fuck outta there*
Welcome one and all to the Brodown. A competition that pits Russian Spy against Russian Spy against … dude with awesome wings, I forget what his military position is … in the quest to become CAPTAIN AMERICA’S BEST BRO.
The challengers are:
Natasha Romanoff a.k.a. Black…
SMOKY MAC BEDROOM EYES FUCK
aut caesar aut nihil
imagine him making angry tutorial videos on youtube
Why IS Leonard Nimoy amassing himself so many honarary grandchildren?
It’s adorable of him to do so though :D
if there’s a war coming, i will fight for leonard nimoy and only for leonard nimoy
That’s part of the plot of ‘fringe’.
i just bought 50 assorted rubber ducks and a small kiddie pool
You will not regret this